Purged by Sparticle

Back and duller than ever

So, I 'd be out of the office already, but this is how imortant I am; there are some birthday cards that require my signature.

 

 

Whatever it Takes

Remember the woman who was fired for blogging? Was it for blogging while at work or blogging about work? I can go either way, but don't know whether to  draw attention to a post in progress or post production. Suppose it could be both, hey? That's right: I am willing to multi task.

It turns out my resume is a list of things I really don't like to do.

 

Oh, What a Relief it is

Dean at this morning's meeting: "Don't worry about the department goal, no one's gonna come around and bop you in the head if you don't get it done."

Sounds like a we need Little Rabbit Foo Foo to get us motivated.

So not all over this

Good Afternoon Everyone,
I've noticed that I can't do a busy search on many staff at !@# and so I get emails indicating that they are busy when I schedule a meeting. 

Here are the directions to ensure your co-workers can do a busy search on you . . .

A rose by any other name. . .

Tuesday had me tempted to drink heavily and drive into oncoming traffic. But, due to time constraints, I simply ate Girl Scout cookies and watched the bachelor ladies tell all .

Cry-fecta

Three unrelated things had me in tears yesterday.

Stuck

Can't Pay me Enough

Work cited entry from a student paper:

 

“How did the mother off Full House die?-Yahoo! Answers.” YAHOO! ANSWERS. Yahoo! Answers, 2007. Web. 4 Apr 2011. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070909172159AAXQwFQ.

 

The best part: this information is irrelevant to the paper. Suppose I should be grateful for that much, at least.