Never, in the history of work, has anyone ever not wanted to go to work as much as I don't want to go to work today. I pray that tomorrow doesn't bring another historical precedent such as this.
"Scrape the butter icing from the middle of a
sandwich-style cookie (biscuit) and replace it with toothpaste. If
toothpaste doesn't sound like a good idea to you, use ketchup or mustard
instead."
Really, if toothpaste doesn't sound like a good idea, you should probably just leave the cookie alone.
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