Is that all there is?

Web 2.0 Suicide Machine - Type in my final words, click commit on the noose icon, and this is my whole life flashing before me:

"Sorry our machine is currently shutdown due to server maintenance.
Please consider suicide at a later moment and accept our apologies!

In case you just want to permanently delete your Facebook account, please follow this tutorial!"

So, it looks like I can't even get the final word in. Here they are, and I can't wait to see what they will be next time (clearly, not taking the time to follow a tutorial): 'Tis a far, far better place I've gone. What with plants, and birds, and rocks, and things . . .